Monday, July 27, 2009

My mate Tony's explanation of Time Dilation

This should help clear things up. [Maybe]

The twin paradox: Is the symmetry of time dilation paradoxical?
It all makes sense now, although the diagram might also help.
Scientific explanation:

Time Dilation; It turns out that there's a scientific and logical explanation for why people (mostly men) spend so much time in pubs and only get home in the early hours of the morning.
The reason for this odd behaviour is based on Einstein's famous Relativity Theory. It works like this: it is a well known fact that the more you drink, the faster you move. After about 8 beers (or 4 double brandies & coke, etc), you're moving at close to the speed of light, and this is where Einstein enters the picture.
According to his Relativity Theory, any body moving at, or close to the speed of light, undergoes Time Dilation, i.e. time for you in the pub passes slower than for an observer outside the pub.
Complicated calculations have shown that the pub becomes a type of time machine:- for every half-hour spent inside the pub, something like two hours pass outside the pub.
A typical situation is: "OK guys, it's 8 O'clock, I'm gonna surprise the family and get home early!!" However, the moment this person steps outside the pub, the time travel effect is negated by negative radiation from the environment, and he/she then goes: "WTF??!!?? - why is it so quiet?? Holy S****!!! It's half past one!! WHAT HAPPENED THERE???!!??" .....and the answer, of course, is Time Dilation!!
I have tried to explain this to outside observers, but up until now nobody (except fellow time travelers) has been able or willing to understand the sound scientific basis of this phenomenon.
Please forward this to all fellow known time travelers - maybe we can prove this theory by sheer, overwhelming force of numbers.

Friday, July 24, 2009



G'day,

Just thought I'd look in on you.


I see you are doing bugger all as usual!

Now you can get on with the job that you are supposed to be doing.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Now who's fault is it?

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am?" The woman replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude". "You must be a mathematician" said the balloonist .
"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it is my fault."

Does this sound familiar?

Saturday, July 18, 2009

This one must ring a few bells!

[ Click on the image for full size viewing.]



Dedicated to all of my senior friends, all of whom are over fifty years of age.

None of which are worth talking to till after 10:00am of a morning and at least two cups of coffee and the odd slice of hot toast with butter and vegemite have been consumed. If you are not Australian, you wouldn't appreciate the unique flavour of the product that puts "a rose in every cheek."
-:Please feel free to sing along:-
"We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be.
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch, and tea.
Our mother says we're growing
stronger every single week.
Because we love our Vegemite.
We all adore our Vegemite.
It puts a rose in every cheek!"

The character above is typical of one person I know well who isn't nice to know before 10:00am. He needs all our love, devotion, and inspirational motivation poor bugger.


Thursday, July 16, 2009

Islamic Demographics By 2050

Watch this before they take it off the web!
And this is happening in Australia. If we take notice, then our young people have a lot of "home work" to do. To late for me to start work on it.
Look at this before it gets removed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU


Today's Inspirational Message

Never piss off a man
that owns a backhoe
!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Mumbai calling! - New World Survey.

Image of a typical Indian Call Centre

NEW WORLD SURVEY Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And Finally........................... In Australia they hung up because they can't understand an Indian accent.
Now let us all have a chuckle over that.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

THIS IS EXCELLENT. (Thanks to Ma'am Dragon) you can all check it out.

This video was made in the Antwerp , Belgium Central (Train) Station on the 23rd of March 2009.
. . . with no warning to the passengers passing through the station, at 08:00 am a recording of Julie Andrews singing 'Do, Re, Mi' begins to play on the public address system.
As the bemused passengers watch in amazement, some 200 dancers begin to appear from the crowd and station entrances.
They created this amazing stunt with just two rehearsals!

ENJOY........

Click here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EYAUazLI9k&annotation_id=annotation_72265&feature=iv

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Just how long are you going to live?


Oh my goodness gracious me, what a shocker this one is.
I invite you all to take a long hard look at your life style because the advancing years hold some reminders of what you should be doing, not what you have been doing
Now that I have frightened the pants off you, take a gander at the URL that I have posted.

The 1992 dispute that stopped a city.

The image is of Burnie taken in May 1992. Note the lack of smoke from the paper mill at South Burnie. [Click on the image for a larger size.]
It is funny how your memory is prompted by comments by other people, or an item that appears in the print media. But now I am going to comment on the strike action that took place in Burnie beginning in March 1992.
So what started it in the first place? Simply the unannounced virtual sale of APPM to Amcor some months earlier for $416 million dollars. Amcor required the workforce down sized and were not prepared to be seen as the "bad guys" after the debacle of the take over of Smorgon Paper prior to the transfer of titles. North Broken Hill had to do the "dirty work" and create a situation that would suit the purpose, so the scene was set for a showdown and a test of strength. The trouble is if you read between the lines union personalities were just as much involved as the company. One only has to look where some of those personalities are today.
The "Pulp" as it was known was the biggest employer in the region at the time and was also set on a confrontational battle with the on site unions over the training of non union operators at the boiler plant. Out of that disagreement came the sacking of eleven boiler operators on the 8th of April. Prior to that in March Associated Pulp and Paper Mills [APPM] owned by NBH advised that all above-award agreements would be abolished as of April 12th.
Here was a situation reminiscent to the debacle at Robe River, Western Australia dispute earlier on, again instigated by North Broken Hill Peko the owners of APPM and the unionists recognised this.
Now the fight really started from the 13th April. Things escalated from there by May the 12th it was a complete walk out, what followed was the sacking of 1100 striking workers. Gates locked. Picket lines were set up at all entrances to the Burnie Mill and the perimeter fences patrolled by unionists. Yes there were strike breakers who managed to get through. A carpenter who knew the boundary fence line like the back of his hand, and a fitter and turner who was a migrant from Poland who had been involved with the strikes in Gdansk, a man who had the desire to work no matter what.
Then there were the APPM Staff who were employees that were not involved but had right of passage to work as normal. As time went on these people including myself, were subjected to name calling and innuendo. I recall one unionist calling out to me accusing me of having two jobs. The fact was my wife was running a business of her own and collectively the income was less that what that unionist took home for the previous year. More over she could not be seen to favour either those on strike, or those opposed to it if her business was to survive. He and I now look back on it all and laugh about it, but it wasn't funny at the time.
While all this was going on it became blatantly obvious that there was more to this strike than the issue of the initial sackings. To me it was a carefully orchestrated strike that the company had to have. Why do I say that?
Mobile phones were in their infancy and it was an analogue system. With that came the UHF programmable scanners. A watchman at the main gate had one, and knew that I had one as well. So a phone call to my office informed me that some very interesting phone conversations could be monitored from Union officials, TV reporters, and on occasions by Company representatives. Meanwhile the rank and file unionist were being fed with inflammatory information to keep them on the boil.
These conversations made interesting listening especially the rubbish that the ABC TV, and Richard Carlton [Nine Network] were feeding through to the networks. Some of the language used by male and female journo's was so choice, I wouldn't repeat it here, but a bullock driver would have been put to shame.
The Maritime Union [MUA] and Transport Workers Union [TWU] joined in, plus Forestry workers. The company imported a group of Kung Fu exponents "Ninja Turkeys" from Victoria all dressed in intimidating black and they were lucky to get out of Burnie unscathed. The Police were requested to clear a path for the entry to the Mill site, but took a more conciliatory position so as to not inflame what was becoming a nasty situation. Yes there were the odd skirmishes and arrests but no charges laid. APPM had attempted to import paper from the USA that was never to be unloaded in Tasmania due to MUA and Transport Workers Union action.
Three months later it all ended on Wednesday the 10th of June. To some degree it appeared that Ferguson had sold the strikers out, yet both sides claimed a win. At the end of the day APPM achieved its goal with the exit of union demarcation lines, and the advent of multi-skilling using less employees and getting the same output. The cost to the local economy was horrendous. It had the effect of destroying family relationships, some of which are still evident 27 years later.
It is reported that in 1992 figures, the strike cost APPM $15 million in lost production, and workers $3.5 million in lost wages. All this for the strike that had to take place.
Later on the 13th September 1993 NBH-Peko announced that APPM had been sold to Amcor, renamed Australian Paper and so history of a changing industry continues to where today it if fighting to survive.
Australian Paper as it was then known as in 2001 sold off all paper merchant operations that they originally wanted in 1993 by Amcor. With that a new name emerged listed as PaperlinX and Australian Paper became the paper making Division.
Lack of capital investment and stuck with paper mills it didn't want the inevitable happened, Monday December 6th 2009 it was announced that the Paper Mill at Wesley Vale was to close on or before the end of March, No4 Paper machine at Burnie like wise shut down, and if there was no sale made of what was left, it faced certain closure by June 30th, 2010.
In the meantime it was announced 17th February 2009 PaperlinX it had sold the business to Nippon Paper Group but did not include the Tasmanian operations. This sounded the death knell of a once proud and vibrant industry that was the life blood of the region from Wynyard to Port Sorell.
It will be with a heavy heart when I walk out of the gate with my tools for the last time 55 years after I started there as an apprentice on January 15th, 1955.
Since then Burnie has re-invented its self. Parks and gardens. A changed street scape, new sporting facilities being built and the "Makers Of Burnie" complex built. No longer is it the polluted industrial city of the 1990's. Nor is it reliant on an industry with 1100 employees that has now shrunk to just over 300 in Burnie.
Rumours have it that there was creative accounting that excluded the Tasmanian mills from the sale to Nippon Paper. The shifting of debts from a mainland mill to the Tasmanian operation, but this may well be hearsay as the rumour mills run riot. However, generally where there is smoke, there is a fire.
An interesting question was posed to me about what happened to some of the personalities involved in the 1992 dispute.
Peter H Wade, FCPA, FAICD. Chief Executive Officer APPM, employed by NBH-Peko as Managing Director, faded in to history after the dispute and sale of APPM was completed. One can only assume that he followed NBH-Peko in mining, retired in 1993. Reappeared as a Director of the Commonwealth Serum Laboritories in 1994 and Chairman in 1999. No further information is available.
D B (Don) MacFarlane. BSc. Appeared as the head of Amcor's paper division in 1994. Managing Director 1996.There is not much else known about him.
Ken Henderson. Batchelor of Engineering (UTAS) APPM Burnie Mill Manager, went to Melbourne and faded into history.
David Birt. Pulp Mill Engineer, the would be truck and semi-trailer driver went shortly after the dispute. Now believed to be in New Zealand.
Tony Purdie. Became mill manager for a short time, then he disappeared.
Phillip Boon. Left the Electrical Trade Union ranks to become a Safety Officer, then he to disappeared from sight.
Mick Clarke. I believe was in the HR Department, departed and was last heard being involved with the Giant Steps Autism facility at Deloraine.
Mervyn Saltmarsh. APPM Personnel Officer, another who didn't make the cut and he to disappeared off the radar.
Shayne Michael Murphy. CFMEU organiser, became a two term Federal ALP Senator for Tasmania but didn't last as he jumped ship to stand as an Independant in 2001 over the regional forestry issues and failed to win a seat in the 2004 election and his term ended 30 June 2005. He is now a part of a consultancy firm based in Tasmania.
Ken Bacon. Was a former member for Bass and Tourism Minister in the Tasmanian Parliament came out of the Transport Workers Union.
Mike Grey. Union Organiser at the time of the dispute, is often heard on ABC talk back radio supporting the proposed Gunn's pulp mill on the Tamar River.
Martin Ferguson AM. MHR. ACTU President in 1992, is now a Labor Minister for Resources and Energy and also Tourisim in the Rudd Federal Labor Government. First elected in the electorate of Batman in 1996.
Brenton Best. MHA. At the time of the strike was arrested but not charged. At the time was an organisor for the FED&FA union, In 1994 representative of the Trades Hall Council. Elected as an Alderman to the Devonport City Council, and then elected to the House of Assembly in Tasmania in 1998.
The media crews:
Richard Carlton.
Died of a heart attack at Beaconsfield, Tasmania covering the mine rescue story 7th May 2006.
Judy Tierney. ABC Radio and TV. Married and I believe retired.
Even today graffiti can be found around the paper machine area as reminders of the strike of '92. So the graffiti questions still remain to be seen at the "Pulp".


MUA Members picketting the MV Anthos April 1992 at the Burnie port















Ken Bacon State Organiser of the TWU, Capt Mike Boss-Walker [Harbour Master] Inspector Roy Fox [Tasmnaia Police] discussing Port laws re the Anthos protest.

"Where were you, when the battle for Burnie was on?"

"What side were YOU on June 4th 1992."

" Last one out, turn off the lights.

If the Paper mills closed tomorrow, Burnie will survive. New employment opportunities will present themselves and life will go on. Closure would be a sad event for the city that grew in the shadow of the "Pulp".
I must hasten to say that included now, is the sister mill at Wesley Vale. It also had a cloud hanging over it, and will now become alittle bit of history in the district. One can't help but wonder about the creative accounting that may have been done to get a sale for the Victorian Mill at Maryvale and the New South Wales mill at Shoalhaven. Could it have been that to make them look good, that the Tasmanian operation now known as Tasmanian Paper, a huge liability? I guess we will never know the full story.
What we do know is if the mills close, that the clean up of the site will be one very costly project with mercury contamination in the old cell plant building, not to mention the dozens of buried polycarbuoys of mercury will all have to be removed from the site to lord knows where. Added to that is the vast quantity of asbestos roof and wall cladding originally estimated to be 40 acres or 18 hectares in area. The Original boiler plant is another area riddled with asbestos, so the cost of demolishing the Burnie Mill site would run into many millions of dollars, and no one is prepared to suggest a figure.

North Broken Hill directors saw fit to strip the company of capital estimated to be around $100,000,00 to prop up an ailing mining industry in the late 1970's early 1980's and it was all downhill from there with little or no capital investments made to improve paper making plant and therefore production. Amcor didn't help either, they were more interested in buying the huge marketing arms of APPM because they didn't have any worth mentioning. Today the ACCC wouldn't sanction a monopoly. So Paper House, Dalton Fine Papers, and Tomassetti changed hands along with the Tasmanian mills that were just an added hindrance for the money they forked out. So after a short period of time they just progressively started shutting down plant and equipment at Burnie, and started selling off property. APPM's parent company, North Broken Hill-Peko, were to retain its forestry and export woodchip operations in Tasmania. APPM will continue to supply wood to the Burnie and Wesley Vale mills. This contract ceased after a short period, and NBH-Peko sold it Forestry interests to Gunns Ltd.

It has been an interesting journey through life, and at least I can look back on the good times and laugh about the characters who called "The Pulp" their second home.

One can't but wonder if there is yet another dispute brewing with a possible sale of the two paper mills reminiscent of the 1992 debacle, or is there a Knight in Shining Armour like perhaps Norske Skog weighing up options of converting to newsprint? However, it is obvious that it would never happen. That is was not as silly as it sounds when you think about it. The only saving grace being that Burnie became a cleaner city, a city to be proud of.

In 1985 APPM commissioned Ms. Tess Lawrence to write anecdotal history of of the company celebrating its 50th anniversary, 1936 - 1986 this publication was distributed to every employee as a keepsake. For those of you who still have a copy, re-read it and relive the times past. I certainly have and well remember some of the characters who have passed through.

My family moved from Penguin 15 kms east of Burnie in November 1984, and all the family members live with in a short distance of our home. Does that say something for this city of ours?

Post script .
Since I posted this story, PaperlinX has finally announced the closure of the Wesley Vale paper mill and also the closure of No4 paper machine at the Burnie mill, sometime between Christmas 2009 and March 2010. The No 10 machine at Burnie will continue to produce paper pending a sale of the plant. If no sale is achieved by June 2010, it to will close and the site remediated ending a saga begining in the early 1930's.

The Australian electorate must be mad when they elect people of the calibre of many who have "graced" the corridors of our parliaments. Many who had their origins as rabble rousers and trouble makers. Many didn't survive more than one or two terms as controversy followed them where ever they went, and will continue to do so.

Now we are into April 2010, and still no sign of an impending sale being finalised. Maintenance to the remaining paper machine at Burnie is on the back burner with Maintenance days postponed indeffinately. The end result is that the rumour mill is running riot with many plausible scenarios put forward. June 30 2010 looms as a dark spectre on the industrial horizon of Burnie, will the Asian Company buy. or just walk away? The way things appear with only a matter of weeks till June 30th, they won't be walking away but running ending as a sorry saga of mismanagement by previous owners since APPM sold their soul to NBH Pty Ltd in the 1960's

See the related article.