Oh, it just had to happen!
A certain person sent an email that I thought summed up the political situation beautifully in Tasmania and it is as follows.
"Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science। The new element, Governmentium (symbol = Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it a atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Govermentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete, if at all. Govermentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 4 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes। This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe Governmentium is formed wherever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is refered to as a critical morass. When catalised with money, Governmentium becomes Administatium (symbol=Ad), and element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks, but twice as many morons."
Sound familiar does it?
Now have a look at this website, then think about it. Does that sound familiar as well?
Thanks to "Tweetie Pie", or "Crunchie", Crunchiejen, or what ever name she travels under on the day for this!
Any resemblace to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.
However I could think of a few who fits the bill. It is nice to know who your friends are when they send you images such as the one on the left.
My only comment is . . . . . . . .
"I love you to!"
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