Saturday, December 11, 2010

Bet you never knew this.

PENGUINS:

Did you ever wonder why there are never any dead penguins on the ice cap in Antartica - where do they go?

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird that lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice cap, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough to be rolled into and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle and "sing".





"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

Then they kick him in the ice hole.

You really didn't believe that I knew anything about penguins, did you?

Now you never let the truth stand in the way of a good story I say.

Its so easy to fool young, and old people alike.









1 comment:

  1. In answer to Pammi, You have made no mention of the insertion of stents, only of the cathertisation of a balloon into the artery. This method was used in my case.

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